Naughty Neko

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 My little tubby, he's such a funny little guy.  Ernest and Neko are a matching pair, they spend most of their time together, aggressively snuggling.  Neko is the ultimate lap cat, especially considering his width he certainly covers your WHOLE lap.  You can pose him in any position you want and he'll just stay in that position.  As long as your legs don't go numb you're good to go.  Neko has been a diet pretty much his entire life.  Hasn't worked yet, but that doesn't stop me from hoping.</div> <bR> <div> Neko is a sweetie with a slightly evil side, much like Ernest.  I like my cats with a touch of badass and Neko does not disappoint.  He is pretty much our only cat that acknowledges the dogs at all, it's quite funny to see him chase them around, scream and slap them for no reason when they walk by (no claws, he just likes to throw his weight around).  Neko is just full of personality, he makes me laugh every day as he thunders through the house all crazed and puffed up.</div> <div> ____________________________________________________________________</div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1ad34dc30.jpg" border=0 width="333" height="451" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="1ad56cc60.jpg" border=0 width="364" height="454" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>