Evil Black Cats

Ernest and Neko

Big Black Bastards

ERNEST

Full Name: Ernest

Nicknames: "Ernestual", "Big Bastard Ernest", "Big Smelly Ernest"

Name Given at Shelter: "Ernest"

Date of Birth: Approximately 1990

Color: Solid Black

Weight: 12 lbs

Likes: Biting people, the Mylar Tassel, Chewing on Things He's Not Supposed To, Aggressive Cuddling

Favorite Sibling: Neko

Least Favorite Sibling: Fenwick

Interesting Fact: Ernest likes to 'save' people from running water by biting them and pulling them out of danger.

Curious what Ernest looked like when we adopted him? Click HERE!

See Ernest eat a foster kitten HERE!

NEKO

Full Name: Neko (pronounced 'nee-ko')

Nicknames: "Big Fat Smelly Neko", "Neko the Squeako", "Sir Puffs-a-Lot"

Name Given at Shelter: "Charlie"

How He Got His Name: We used to live next to a cat named Neko and we always called him "Neko Suave". My husband got to choose "Charlie's" name as I was trying to make Bruce feel better for bringing home yet another cat. He choose the name Neko. Later we learned that Neko means "cat" in Japanese. Not exactly real original, but hey, it suits him.

Date of Birth: Approximately 1996

Color: Solid Black

Weight: 10 lbs (should be 8)

Likes: Humping Other Cats (especially after his penisectomy, go figure), streaking through the house in full puffed mode, kneading everything soft, sitting in what seems like extremely uncomfortable positions

Favorite Sibling: Ernest

Least Favorite Sibling: Fenwick

Interesting Fact: Neko is a genderless kitty who sports a new and improved "Venus" - Help prevent your kitty from getting an expensive Venus by supplying him with a species appropriate natural diet. Talk to your holistic vet today!

Want to see Neko when he was THIN? Click HERE!